Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Willie Nelson celebrated his eighty-ninth birthday by giving a concert at his ranch outside Austin and releasing a new album Sunday, following a show the night before with George Strait. Willie's legend alone ruled out any birthday presents. What do you give to the man who has smoked everything?

• Bill Clinton was invited to the White House for lunch by President Biden Monday, indicating that Democrats in power are finally turning to their smartest politician for political advice. His whole life has been politics since childhood. Bill didn't even have a high school girlfriend until he was thirty-eight.

• President Biden's lunch with Bill Clinton for advice topped the news Monday. Bill told him that when all about you are losing their heads, be sure and get some yourself. Joe's poll numbers are so low he should go to a séance and get Teddy Kennedy's advice instead on how to escape from underwater. Russia's Vladimir Putin did not tamp down Russian lawmakers' demands to expand the Ukraine war into NATO countries. During the fighting on the battlefields of Ukraine, Russia has lost a general a week. The more time passes, the less Vladimir Putin is concerned about a military coup.

• Ukraine's President Vladimir Zelensky continued meeting with top U.S. government officials this past week and secured more arms amid all the horrors. After meeting Nancy Pelosi this past Sunday, Ukraine's president asked that if next time we could send Amber Heard instead. It'd leave less of a mess.

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• House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flew into the war zone Sunday to meet face to face with Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky about proving more U.S. weapons. Everyone applauded the display of bravery. A possibly doomed leader with little time left in power shows the courage to meet with Zelensky.

• The White House named Nina Jankowicz to head a Disinformation Board. She called the Hunter Biden video a Trump scam and she touted the Trump-Russian collusion hoax. Putting Nina Jankowicz in charge of Disinformation is like naming Jeffrey Dahmer Director of the Centers for Eating Disorders.

• Homeland Security head Alejandro Mayorkas on CNN Sunday urged migrants not to come to the U.S. border. He said his focus of concern is the U.S. border in Arizona and California and Texas. New Mexico never makes the news about immigration unless Alec Baldwin's film crew enters the state legally.

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