Jewish World Review May 20, 2004 / 29 Iyar, 5764
important news ....
The IOC voted on Monday to allow transsexuals to compete in
the Olympics. The rules are very strict. You must have had two
years of post-op hormone therapy in order to qualify or have a
signed affidavit from your pimp in the French Quarter.
The Energy Department said Monday the average price of a
gallon of gasoline hit two dollars. Prices are at a record high
for meat, bread and milk. It's so bad that John Kerry's personal
shopper had to be treated last week for an arched eyebrow.
John Kerry campaigned alongside Howard Dean in Portland
Monday. The crowd of four thousand Democrats screamed and yelled
when Howard Dean took the stage. When Senator Kerry took the stage
they wavered as one and cheered for and against the war.
The White House just sanctioned Syria for failure to control its border with Iraq. Who are we to talk? If failure to control your own borders was a crime, the entire U.S. government would be naked and watching the birdie at Abu Ghraib Prison.
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