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Jewish World Review May 7, 2004 / 16 Iyar, 5764

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http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | Major League Baseball agreed to put Spider Man logos on the bases to promote the release of Spider Man II this summer. What a handy marketing tool. A month from now they can paint the bases blue when Viagra sponsors Bill Clinton's book tour.


John Kerry appeared at a Cinco de Mayo gala in Los Angeles and gave a speech in both Spanish and English. Listeners came away impressed. John Kerry showed he's the first presidential candidate who can put a crowd to sleep in two languages.


Senator Ted Kennedy backed a Democratic Party proposal Monday to let illegal immigrant workers stay in the U.S. It was timed for this week's Hispanic holiday. For years, every July for Ted Kennedy marked the anniversary of Sinko de Oldsmobile.


Pittsburgh held a conference of Methodist Church delegates split over issues of gay clergy and gay marriage. Its mother church the Episcopal Church has the exact same division. We believe in free will and the ready accessibility to grace, which means by deduction that Will and Grace will always be on our doorsteps.

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