Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

New York City residents expressed fury Tuesday when a subway shooter's identity wasn't known at first because the security cameras weren't working at the subway platforms. Public safety is just one of the issues. New York's subways are so filthy that many commuters have begun urinating at home.

• The New York Post quoted city residents after the subway shootings demanding tougher policing before everyone moves away. The NYPD was able to locate the U-Haul that was planned to be used for shooter's escape. The U-Haul stood out as suspicious because it wasn't heading out of town for Florida.

• President Biden spoke at an ethanol plant in Iowa Tuesday where he suspended EPA restrictions on ethanol allowing fifteen percent of gasoline to be comprised of corn-fuel. The president knows that time is running out. Biden is promoting ethanol as an alternative to Elon Musk taking over the world.

• President Biden cited how using ethanol as an additive to gasoline saves the consumer money at the gas pump Tuesday. Ethanol is usable in rocket fuel. Nitrous oxide-ethanol is a popular rocket propellant among astronauts, because you can continue to get higher even when the engine is turned off.

• President Biden in Iowa Tuesday pushed ethanol use saying family budgets and gasoline prices should not be tied to a dictator's decision to commit genocide in Ukraine. Ethanol will be very popular with Millennials. Ethanol is alcohol, and alcohol increases the size of the Send button by ninety-percent.

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• Ukraine President Zelensky was able to safely take foreign leaders on a tour of Kiev Friday. For two months, he's been shot at by enemy troops, shelled by artillery, fired on by tanks and targeted by bombs and cruise missiles. If Zelensky isn't qualified to host the Oscars next year I don't know who is.

• Oil and Gas Journal reported that oil prices on the world market are down twenty percent from last month, but still sky-high. It's starting to affect the president's family. Oil prices are so high, if Hunter Biden sells a painting to the Chinese for a hundred million dollars, he loses money on materials.

• Politico said the controversy between teachers unions and parents over early child sex education could affect the fall races. Warner Brothers is removing all gay content from the new Harry Potter movie to appease China. Disney is asking if they could have those scenes to add to their preschool shows.

• L.A. District Attorney George Gascon was targeted by a second recall petition for his lenient policy toward arrested criminals. It's always fluid in this town. The Motion Picture Academy just punished Will Smith by banning him from the Oscars for ten years, but with good behavior he should do only six.

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