Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Kansas beat North Carolina for the NCAA basketball title Monday painting a blueblood finish on every bettor's bracket card. The game drew more TV viewers than the Oscars and Grammys combined. The whole idea behind March Madness is to teach little children there's more to life than televised poker.

• Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law banning sex education up to the third grade which is opposed by supporters of the progressive agenda. Last week, a schoolteacher in Virginia was arrested for propositioning kids online. The arrest earned him a free lifetime pass at any Disney theme park.

• Barack Obama was loudly cheered as he entered the East Room for a speech on Tuesday. He got a huge laugh when he opened by making fun of Biden by addressing him as Mr. Vice President. Chris Rock has to simply accept that some comedians can get away with it without getting slapped but he can't.

• The Weather Channel warns that a cold April in the forecast will add to huge home heating fuel costs. Last month I turned off my Central Air and began heating my place by burning twenty dollar bills, and so far I've saved a fortune. If that doesn't work, I just turn on the news and feel my blood boil.

• Fox News reports that a brand-new wave of Bird Flu has attacked the U.S. from the Pacific and is ravaging America's poultry industry. The bird flu is raising egg prices at the grocery store. President Biden slapped sanctions on the Canary Islands, but he's careful to avoid a direct nuclear confrontation.

• Forbes reported Russia will enjoy a record three hundred billion dollars in oil sales this year. It's all due to the high price of oil from Biden's sanctions banning Russian oil. Now if Biden sanctions Colombia and bans it from shipping cocaine to the U.S., America will be energy self-sufficient once again.

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• Ukraine President Vladimir Zelensky went on TV again Tuesday to give a televised speech to the United Nations only two days after he appeared on the Grammys and also on a Bret Baier interview. Zelensky seems to have a lot of time doing all these TV appearances. Doesn't he know there's a war on?

• President Zelensky played down the racial politics of Ukraine's far-right Azov Brigade fighting Russians in the east Friday. It's a feather in his cap. The fact that a Jewish president has got neo-Nazis willing to die fighting for him indicates that Zelensky has what we call in Los Angeles, good people skills.

• U.S. relations with Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates hit a new low Monday when they refused to take phone calls from President Biden to ask the Saudis to increase production and lower gasoline prices. The U.S. sells a lot of arms to Saudi Arabia. They are especially popular with shoplifters.

• House Democrats led by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared on CNN and MSNBC this week to criticize the Biden administration for skyrocketing prices. Things are tough in today's economy. Inflation is so bad that the world's richest man just had to spend three billion dollars to buy free speech.

• Elon Musk bought three billion dollars of Twitter stock Monday, making Musk the social media giant's largest shareholder a week after he vowed to try to restore free speech. I say let the show begin. If the newspaper was the evolution of the Town Crier, then Twitter is the evolution of the Town Drunk.

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