Jewish World Review April 5, 2004 /14 Nisan, 5764
important news ....
Jack Nicholson was photographed by the National Enquirer at
a movie premiere with cocaine rimming his nostrils. That's show
business. The L.A. Lakers play their games in the only arena in
the world where the nosebleed seats are on the front row.
Barry Bonds's attorney told reporters Saturday that his
client is the target of a federal perjury trap in the steroid
probe. Everyone's devastated. It looks like seventy-three home
runs in a season is the phoniest record since Milli Vanilli.
The Centers for Disease Control dismissed the threat of
mercury in flu shots for kids. The government scientists say
there's no reason to worry about a little mercury in vaccines for
children. According to their research, nobody lives forever.
Condoleezza Rice insisted Friday she plans to quit the White House in January to return to a more normal life in California. You can't make it up. Four years in Washington made her homesick for the relative depth and sincerity of Los Angeles.
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