Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The White House supported the U.S. corporate sanctions to punish Russia Monday. They've been cut off from CNN, Porn Hub, Facebook, and Coca-Cola's next. If we keep these sanctions up at the current rate, Russia will be the healthiest and most well-adjusted country on this planet in a few months.

• White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki batted down calls for the president to open up Anwar and finish the Keystone pipeline to increase oil supply. This week our local Chevron station hired a full-time attendant just to keep changing the price of gas. It's going up faster than Biden's vote count after 2:00 AM.

• The Biden administration granted special status to Ukrainian refugees in the U.S., granting them eighteen-month work permits. I personally think it's cruel to allow the Ukrainian refugees to come to the United States. How on earth are they going to be able to afford our prices for gas and electricity?

• ABC News reported that gasoline prices hit an all-time high of four dollars a gallon nationwide Monday, causing more pain at the pump for motorists, but it's much worse in L.A. Gasoline prices are now seven dollars a gallon in West Hollywood. It's cheaper to buy cocaine and just run everywhere.

• Buckingham Palace disclosed that Queen Elizabeth returned to state and ceremonial duties this week following her two-week quarantine for Covid. On Monday Justin Trudeau met with the Queen. At first, Her Majesty was furious, thinking that Prince Andrew had brought another underage girl home.

• The Batman starring Robert Pattinson opened with a one hundred thirty-four million dollar box office for Warner's. His co-star praised Pattinson's portrayal of the Caped Crusader as raw, and not sanitized at all. I'm sorry but the last thing the world needs right now is another raw un-sanitzed bat.

• Russian dictator Vladimir Putin looked increasingly beleaguered on TV Sunday as he received bad news and good news. The bad news is, he may face war crime charges for ordering the invasion of Ukraine. The good news is, he might receive the Nobel Prize for Medicine for ending the Covid pandemic.

GET ARGUS' DAILY SMILES to your inbox. Sign up for the JWR update. It's free. Just click here.

• New York was the site of protests by Ukrainian-American groups who demanded that the U.S. establish a no-fly zone against the Russians over Ukraine with no thought of the consequences. I want to know what will happen next if Putin decides to invade Russia? Nothing like this has happened since World War II.

• President Zelensky addressed Congress via zoom and bawled out the U.S. for not risking war with Russia by enforcing a no-fly zone. He's quite willing to blow up the world for his right to join NATO. To set the record straight, President Biden went on TV and declared his support for the Uranium people.

• NBC News says convenience stores did a quarter trillion in sales last year, driven by new store products. 7-Eleven snack engineers just invented a mozzarella stick made out of Doritos. This sends a message from America to the world, and that message is, we'll invent a cure for Covid when we get to it.

(COMMENT, BELOW)