Jewish World Review March 18, 2004 /25 Adar, 5764
important news ....
Coaching legends Tom Osborne and Dean Smith endorsed a
petition banning beer commercials in college sports. It's a losing
battle. Albert Einstein decided to split the atom because he
couldn't think of a way to separate his students from beer.
Martha Stewart resigned from her company's board Friday
after her conviction for lying to the Justice Department. Her
friends couldn't believe how the government turned every aspect of
her life inside out. Up until now, most of the Democratic donors
in the Hamptons thought colonoscopy was the Secretary of State or
John Kerry did not march in a St. Patrick's Day parade on
Wednesday. He found out last summer he's not really Irish. A
genealogical chart done by the Boston Globe shows he's the direct
descendant of Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
John Kerry spoke to a veterans group meeting in West Virginia on Tuesday. It was very emotional. John Kerry comforted one veteran whose cracked ribs force him to change positions every three hours, or maybe he just identified with the guy.
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