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Jewish World Review March 16, 2004 /23 Adar, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | Saddam Hussein was examined by the Red Cross last week as Justice Department lawyers prepared his war crimes trial. Consideration and kindness are a sign of class. The last thing the executioner told Marie Antoinette was to watch her fingers.

The Episcopal Church was split Sunday by a confirmation service in Ohio led by renegade conservative bishops. It's the richest Protestant church in the world by far. Before ordination, every Episcopalian priest must take a vow of affluence.

John Kerry was caught on tape in Chicago calling the White House the biggest bunch of crooks and liars he's ever seen. Chalk it up to good breeding. John Kerry's mother always told him that if you can't say anything nice, run for president.

John Kerry in Pennsylvania Sunday talked until he was hoarse at a town hall meeting in Bethlehem. Now he's calling for monthly presidential debates in the fall campaign. There are no sex scandals with John Kerry, not even a pregnant pause.

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