Jewish World Review March 10, 2004 /17 Adar, 5764
important news ....
Whitewater convict Susan McDougal painted a grim picture of
prison harassment ahead for Martha Stewart. Not so fast. Martha
Stewart might be the most popular convict in the slammer when she
shows other inmates how dustballs can be knitted into escape ropes.
The Martha Stewart name sank in value Monday as companies
dropped everything with her signature. She kept her married name
Stewart long after her divorce because it made her sound like a
Connecticut Protestant. Her real last name is Enron.
Martha Stewart was convicted of lying about a stock trade
and not for inside trading. It was the corporate equivalent of
Richard Nixon's Watergate scandal. Of all people, Martha Stewart
should know that it's not the crime, it's the coverlet.
John Kerry did a town hall meeting in Florida. He angered
blacks by equating gay rights with civil rights and angered gays
by not backing same-sex marriage. Leave it to a Democratic Party
unity event to make a candidate miss the Vietnam War.
O.J. Simpson was sued by DirecTV Monday for stealing satellite signals with bootleg boxes in his Florida home. Nobody in Los Angeles is surprised. We knew when he killed his wife and the waiter that someday this guy would come to no good.
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