Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Fox News analyst Tulsi Gabbard pointed out Monday that the Russians don't want NATO right across their border any more that the U.S. wants Russian missiles in Mexico. We have the option of not getting involved in this conflict. The best way to cook Cauliflower is to throw it away and order pizza.

• U.S.-Russia tensions brought back memories of Cold War duck and cover drills in school for Baby Boomers. Old photos show us lined up kneeling in school hallways, face-down to the floor and with our hands behind our heads. We looked like someone was playing Yoko Ono's music over the PA system.

• The National Security Council held an emergency meeting in the White House Situation Room Monday over the crisis in Europe. Vladimir Putin declared independence for Eastern Ukraine, setting the table for invasion. Reacting swiftly, President Biden announced harsh U.S. sanctions on Joe Rogan.

• President Biden sent a letter to Congress Friday announcing he was extending his presidential emergency powers past the March 1st deadline, citing the danger of Covid. It's been two long years of this. I can't help but think this whole thing was my fault for not forwarding that e-mail to ten people.

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• Canada's House of Commons extended the emergency powers of Justin Trudeau. He can have anyone arrested, bank accounts seized and fired and arrested. I apologized Friday for comparing Trudeau to Adolf Hitler and Monday, the surviving members of the Hitler family accepted my apology.

• Buckingham Palace confirmed reports over the weekend that Queen Elizabeth has come down with corona virus. However Her Majesty reported yesterday she plans to continue performing light royal duties since she has only mild cold-like symptoms. Last week, she coughed up twenty-four million.

• Prince Andrew was barred from appearing at all royal events after settling his underage sex case for twenty-four million dollars. The scandal demeaned his birth title. The Duke of York is in such disgrace that New York City is thinking of changing its name to Alec Baldwinville to upgrade its image.

• The New York Times says the CDC has been withholding data on the effect of vaccinations and boosters on young adults, but who even listens to the CDC anymore? Of course nobody wore a mask at the Super Bowl. Eighty percent of Los Angeles thinks Omicron is the new name of the Staples Center.

• Presidents Day was celebrated Monday with an American Heritage poll naming Abe Lincoln our greatest president. It's ONE tense holiday morning at the Clinton breakfast table. Associates of Bernie Madoff and Jeffery Epstein killed themselves last week, more proof that Hillary is running for president.

• George Washington's Birthday was celebrated with a reception and colonial music at his Mount Vernon home Monday in Virginia. It's where he brewed beer, distilled whiskey, raised tobacco and grew high-potency hemp. His plantation's Fife and Drum corps was voted Best Jazz Band in Alexandria.

• House Democrats set up a committee to probe what they call the insurrection on January 6th at the U.S. Capitol last year. In a related story, this past Sunday a week after the Super Bowl, the Bengals received a mail-in touchdown giving them the victory 26-23 over the Rams. Congratulations Cincinnati!

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