Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Special Counsel John Durham filed documents pointing to Hillary's 2016 campaign for breaking into Trump's and White House computers and planting false evidence of Trump-Russia collusion. It's hilarious. Hillary Clinton began her legal career investigating Nixon and ended up channeling him.

• Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stood up in Canada's parliament and accused the striking truck drivers in Ottawa of being neo-Nazis and waving the Confederate flag. He's really showing a nasty streak. The next day, he ordered all Canadian geese to be shot for honking in solidarity with the truckers.

• The National Security Council met in the White House Situation Room Monday to respond to the current world crisis. The political and media establishment in Washington is mobilizing. Russia is threatening to invade Ukraine and the Biden Administration has called for an all-out war on Joe Rogan.

• President Biden was hit by a crushing 2024 presidential preference poll of Democrats Monday. It said seventy-two percent of Democrats said they prefer any other candidate besides Biden to be the nominee in 2024. Of all the possible candidates Kamala Harris polled at two percent, tied with skim milk.

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• Buckingham Palace confirmed newspaper reports Saturday that Prince Charles has caught the corona virus for a second time, even though he's been vaccinated and boosted. It gets worse. On Monday, Duchess Camilla was hit by Covid, sparking fears there's now an equine variant on the loose.

• Lockheed Martin vowed to help NASA accelerate the speed of space flights to facilitate a manned mission to Mars. NASA discovered a subglacial lake under the south pole of Mars, indicating the presence of water on Mars. So how soon before Whole Foods is selling it for twenty-five dollars a bottle?

• The Washington Free Beacon reports the administration planned to spend thirty million dollars distributing free crack pipes to street drug addicts in the big cities. Reaction was swift. Hunter Biden heard how much money the U.S. government is spending on this and gave up painting for glass-blowing.

• The National Parks Service will allow hunters to slaughter nine hundred buffalo in Yellowstone National Park as protection led to overpopulation. The slaughter is underway. Greta Thunberg heard the news and she demanded that buffalo hunters stop harvesting their wings and selling them to Hooters.

• The World Travel and Tourism Council predicted that Americans will spend one hundred-sixty billion dollars on overseas vacations this summer. Anyone can go abroad. If you don't have enough money to go on vacation this year, you can tour Eastern Europe for free just by joining the Russian Army.

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