Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

CNN boss Jeff Zucker resigned for failing to notify CNN of an office affair amid sinking ratings and lost credibility. Seems the only guy at CNN who can keep his hands to himself is Jeffrey Toobin. Last night I told Alexa to turn on CNN, I want to watch the news. She told me to pick one or the other.

• Walt Disney ignited a cancel culture controversy disclosing it'll shoot a movie of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves starring real actors. The White House was consulted to guard against being canceled. President Biden just named a qualified black woman to play the role of Snow White.

• The World Jewish Congress warns that Neo-Nazi anti-Semitism is on the rise, indicated by the acts of vandalism on synagogues and violent rhetoric. You never know when these crazies are going to pop up. Whoopi Goldberg just threatened to invade Poland if Joe Rogan is not canceled by Spotify.

• Whoopi Goldberg declared on ABC's The View that the Holocaust had nothing to do with race, prompting public outrage. It resulted in her getting suspended from the show. President Biden happened to be in Manhattan Thursday and he vowed to fill the vacancy with a qualified white male.

• Whoopi Goldberg was reported threatening to quit as co-host of The View every morning after she was suspended for claiming the Holocaust wasn't about race. I don't think ABC thought this all the way through. Do they realize the size of the crane they'll have to rent in order to suspend her?

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• White House Press Secretary Jenn Psaki joined the Joe Rogan lynch mob Wednesday, urging Spotify to punish him more severely. When will artists pull their music from ABC Disney over Whoopi Goldberg's disinformation? Whoopi just claimed that Black History month is not about race.

• The Weather Channel said a massive winter storm has put America in a deep freeze, prompting swift government response. The CDC immediately reported the snowfall totals will be high, but the chances of getting it will be lower if you're vaccinated. And if it does snow it won't affect you as much.

• The Jerusalem Post reports that Israeli intelligence officers busted terrorists who were plotting chemical attacks on busy city squares in Israel. The chemicals they seized cause lethargy, choking and coughing, and brain impairment. An attack like this would go virtually undetected in Los Angeles.

• The White House was hit by a stunning poll Thursday showing Hillary Clinton is leading Joe Biden in Florida for president in 2024. One debacle after another has eroded his support. Even Betty White had said she wasn't going to vote for President Biden in 2024, but she probably will now.

• Spotify defended its decision to stand by Joe Rogan on Thursday, citing its support for creative expression while also slapping viewer warnings on podcasts that discuss Covid. The exodus of talent continues. Stanley Kowalski, the Polka King of the Midwest, just pulled his music from Spotify.

• Neil Young was thrown off Spotify after he gave the streaming service a choice of his music or Joe Rogan's podcast. Joni Mitchell, Barry Manilow and Peter Frampton followed him off the platform in solidarity. In one week, Joe Rogan has gotten rid of more rock stars than black tar heroin.

• Pentagon spokesman Admiral Kirby acknowledged Friday that Russian troops now deployed in Belarus leaves Ukraine totally surrounded. All is not lost quite yet. In a gesture of international goodwill Saturday, Vladimir Putin encouraged winter tourists to visit Ukraine, while there's still time.

• The White House was struck by a presidential poll in Florida Wednesday showing that Hillary Clinton had a three-point lead in Florida over Biden for 2024. I can tell you what this is about. If Southerners can't have a second Civil War we will settle for Hillary vs. Trump, it's the next best thing.

• Science Daily reported that sniffing Rosemary in the morning can increase a senior citizen's memory by seventy-five percent. It's well known in Washington. In order that to stay sharp, Joe Biden sniffs Rosemary every day, along with Diane, Dolores, Marie, and any other woman backstage.

• The Washington Football Team announced Wednesday it has settled on a new team name for the storied NFL franchise. For years, liberal critics said the old name signified war, racism, imperialism and slavery. And so they have finally changed their name to the Maryland Football Team.

• Russia's president Vladimir Putin declared Wednesday that Russia's demands against NATO expansion will not be ignored. The Russian president accused the U.S. of provoking a war with Russia in Ukraine. And it so happens Putin had already put all his Russian troops there, how lucky was that?

• The Pentagon moved forces to Poland to check Russia's mobilization Friday. Daily warnings from Putin are a nice break from daily warnings from Dr. Fauci. The upside of a war with Russia is that maybe the nuclear fallout will kill all the corona virus so that we can go back to living our lives.

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