• The Weather Channel reported a massive polar vortex that swept down from Canada and froze the South, generating a cyclonic blizzard that swept up the Eastern Seaboard Tuesday. It halted everything. The wind chill was twenty degrees below zero in New York, delaying hundreds of murders.
• Whoopi Goldberg stepped into it Monday claiming the Holocaust was not about race, drawing public outrage. She'd strayed off narrative. Whoopi apologized profusely Tuesday, saying what she meant to say was that the Nazis attacked the U.S. Capitol last year, nearly overthrowing democracy.
• The Hollywood Reporter noted a survey reporting that people in China now watch more porn than people in the United States and they even prefer porn starring Westerners. At long last China is consuming something made in THIS country. They can beat us in any other category, but not porn.
• The FBI arrested a Kansas man who drove cross-country to kill President Biden claiming he'd been instructed by the Book of Revelation to cut off the head of the serpent, and clearly out of his mind. The FBI found him in a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Maryland. It's the first place they looked.
• Prime Minister Boris Johnson is catching hell after it was learned he threw a wild party at his 10 Downing Street residence during shutdown. On Sunday, the PM woke up after a wild party at his country residence to find a cow asleep on his couch. Never buy a border collie when you're drunk.
• The WHO was discovered to have pressured scientists in 2020 to deny that Covid resulted from a Wuhan lab accident. Scientists now admit other voices may have got it right. It's time the CDC at last confirm that guitars, Cadillacs and hillbilly music are the only things that keep us hanging on.
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