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Jewish World Review Feb. 26, 2004 /4 Adar, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | The NFL Scouting Combine will be televised by NBC this weekend. The potential draftees are tested for strength, speed, agility and body fat. Then the teams will draft the players that jury consultants say are the ones most likely to be acquitted.

John Kerry and John Edwards each said Tuesday that the issue of gay marriage is an issue of states' rights. It can only mean one thing when the Democrats start invoking states' rights. It means the black vote is going to Ralph Nader.

Dennis Kucinich was the only Democratic presidential candidate to campaign in Hawaii Tuesday. He spent the entire campaign looking for a new wife. Dennis Kucinich's last wife left him a note saying she had fallen in love with anyone else.

CIA Director George Tenet admitted in the Senate Tuesday that German intelligence gave him the phone number of one of the September 11th attackers two years ahead of the attack. Unfortunately, he had to end his testimony early. The CIA just got word that Janet Jackson is planning to cause trouble at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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