Jewish World Review Feb. 6, 2003 / 14 Shevat, 5764
important news ....
The Coast Guard caught Cubans in the ocean Wednesday in an
old Cadillac. It's a classic. If cars improved like computers, by
now they would cost ten dollars, get two million miles per gallon,
and explode once a year, killing everybody inside.
President Bush will appear on Meet the Press Sunday and take
tough questions from Tim Russert. The move is designed to reverse
his sinking poll numbers. He could have done the Larry King Show,
but he didn't want people to think he had died.
The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled Wednesday in
favor of gay marriage. Official reaction was mixed. John Kerry
expressed his opposition, but Ted Kennedy is forbidden by the laws
of comedy from taking a position on the sanctity of marriage.
John Edwards sent out a fundraising e-mail to his supporters
Wednesday which described his rise from humble roots to becoming a
highly successful personal injury lawyer. An ambulance follows the
president wherever he goes. That would be a switch.
John Kerry was accused by his opponents on Wednesday of
blocking legislation on the floor of the Senate as a favor to one
of his campaign contributors. He said he does not do any favors
for the wealthy. All gigolos get paid for their work.
John Kerry was cheered by fellow Vietnam veterans at a
speech in Washington state on Tuesday night. His courage borders
on the foolish. John Kerry said he would raise taxes on people who
make over two hundred thousand dollars a year knowing full well
that he was about to let them stick needles into his laugh lines.
The NFL pressured ESPN to cancel its hit series Playmakers Wednesday because the league says the show bears no resemblance at all to reality. The weekly drama portrayed players as adulterers, batterers, drunks, crackheads and whoremongers. The head writer listed at the end of each show was the Associated Press wire service.
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