Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

House Democrats pushed Biden's voting bill as a civil rights issue to try to kill voter ID laws Friday. I compare the voting rights bill to Jussie Smollett hiring two Nigerians to dress up like Trump supporters and beat him up. It's what happens when the demand for racism is greater than the supply.

• History Channel aired a History of the Phone Call from the telephone's beginnings over wire lines to satellite communications via smart phones. Inventor Alexander Graham Bell placed the first telephone call in March, 1876. Moments later he was notified that his car warranty had expired.

• Dr. Fauci's job approval Friday was high among liberal Democrats and low with conservative Republicans. He's said he represents science. Scientifically, the most impressive thing about Covid is how it took a white patriarchy and turned it into a trustworthy government that cannot be questioned.

• Consumer Reports warns that the shortage of truckers due to the pandemic could lead to even more empty shelves at grocery stores. In addition, in the last two weeks we've had a pig kidney transplant and a pig heart transplant. Is it just a coincidence there is a shortage of pork at Kroger's?

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• Deadline Hollywood says two Hollywood producers are shooting a movie about the U.S. Capitol riot in Washington. The producers say the movie will portray the riot as an assault on America's citadel of democracy. An animal rights officer will be on hand to monitor the beating of a dead horse.

• House Democrats are set to orchestrate an investigation into the U.S. Capitol riots in hearings before a committee that was staffed by Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She has hated Trump ever since he donated his presidential salary to alcoholism research. I believe she took that as a personal attack.

• Sundance Film Festival shows a horror film called Fresh in which a suburban doctor cuts up and eats the women he dates and sells their parts to other cannibals. To me it's a response to the supply chain crisis. The movie is a reminder that if we run out of food, we'll still have each other.

• The Florida Times Union reports that a Florida man was arrested after he stole $33,000 worth of rare coins from a jewelry and rare coins store on Worth Avenue in Palm Beach Friday. The thief then cashed the rare coins in at a Coin Star machine for thirty-nine dollars. Florida never disappoints.

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