Jewish World Review Jan. 14, 2003 / 20 Teves, 5764
important news ....
Bethany Hamilton resumed surfing Monday ten weeks after she
lost her left arm to a shark attack. She had company. Howard Dean
was cheered in Iowa Monday when he appeared onstage a day after Al
Sharpton bit off his left wing in Sunday's debate.
Gary Hart assured reporters Monday he's still considering
running for the U.S. Senate in Colorado this fall. His run for the
U.S. presidency fifteen years ago was a Cinderella story. Every
time the clock struck midnight he turned into a motel.
Mexican President Vicente Fox at the summit on Monday called
for open borders between America and Mexico. You can't blame him
for trying. We are the only thing that stands between the Mexican
people and reasonable drug prices up in Canada.
President Bush proposed allowing aliens to work in the U.S.
and leave in three years. Fast food restaurants are upset. As long
as President Bush is saying illegals will go home after three
years Burger King can't call itself the Home of the Whopper.
Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez riled the summit in Mexico
Monday when he told the U.S. to stay out of his country. Venezuela
has oil like Iraq and jungle like Vietnam. John Kerry is just
praying he doesn't have to vote on whether to invade it.
Homeland Security said its new airline screening system will be ready by June. It will run a credit and background check on all airline passengers. By November President Bush will be able to say he liberated Iraq and made Amtrak profitable again.
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