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Jewish World Review Jan. 6, 2003 / 12 Teves, 5764
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The FBI ordered Las Vegas hotels to report all visitors
beginning Sunday. The feds already ruined the town's New Year's
Eve with a false terror alert, and they plan to store nuclear
waste just up the road. Even the local clergy have begun referring
to Mafia rule as the good old days.
Pete Rose on Thursday releases his autobiography,
My Prison Without Bars, in which he admits betting
on baseball. He was always a chronic gambler. Pete
Rose once went on vacation to India and spent all
day at the Taj Mahal looking for the casino.
Senator Hillary Clinton was threatened with assassination by
a convicted bank robber who confessed his plan to a prison
psychologist. He said he was hoping to spice up his life by
shooting a famous person. It seems like everybody wants her to run.
Howard Dean was revealed Sunday to have sold his bank stocks
while he was Vermont governor after being tipped off by bank
regulators. He sold them just before they crashed. If it turns out
he traded on insider information, Kmart could drop his line of
sheets and towels.
Princess Anne's bull terrier Florence was sent to an animal
psychologist Friday after the dog killed the queen's pet corgi and
later bit a palace maid. This is why it takes so long to fly from
London to Washington. Every passenger's name has to be matched
against the Terrier Watch List.
Willie Nelson performed for Democrats in Austin Sunday and sang his anti-war ballad called Whatever Happened to Peace on Earth. What a coincidence. Every April 15th, the favorite song at the Internal Revenue Service is Whatever Happened to Willie Nelson.
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