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Jewish World Review Sept. 3, 2004 / 17 Elul, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | Arnold Schwarzenegger thrilled the GOP Convention Tuesday. He described how he came to America, made movies, married a Kennedy and became governor. The whole thing could have happened to Udey Hussein if he had just come out with his hands up.

Arnold Schwarzenegger cited Richard Nixon as the reason he decided to become a Republican thirty-six years ago. It's called leadership by example. Many young actors just starting out in Hollywood pull third-rate burglaries to make ends meet.

Jenna and Barbara Bush drew gasps and embarrassed chuckles during an onstage comedy routine Tuesday. It came as a shock to the Secret Service. If anybody was going to bomb at the GOP Convention, they never believed it would be the Bush twins.

John Kerry was in Nashville Wednesday for a showdown speech to the American Legion convention. Television cameras followed him everywhere. It reminded him of his days in Vietnam, only this time he didn't have to hold his own Super Eight.

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