Jewish World Review Oct. 19, 2000/ 20 Tishrei, 5761
The celebrity candidate
NEW YORK CITY | Wanting what you can't have is only human, but it's a phenomenon
perfected in New York. Only yesterday Rudy Giuliani was the Senate candidate everyone loved to
Not now. If the election were held today, 49 percent of 600 likely voters polled for New York
magazine say they would love to vote for the mayor. Only 42 percent would vote for Hillary
This 7-point margin mirrors almost exactly the polling percentages in the race between Hillary and
Rick Lazio, the actual Republican candidate. Only it's the first lady who appears to be coasting
toward a victory next month.
Hillary has been campaigning nonstop for nearly a year, and it shows. She appears to have worn
away a little of the emotional animus that dogs her everywhere she goes. Michael Wolff, writing in
New York magazine, even sees the first lady as this generation's Richard Nixon: She won't ever
escape the scorn of half the population because so many people see in her their own "dark side.''
The other half seems to think that's OK.
"Any conjecture, allegation, or accusation about Hillary becomes, if not the truth, a working
metaphor,'' he writes. "What is the most wrenching, painful, shameful thing she could have done (or
had done to her) to have gotten this far? She would have done it (or endured it), don't you agree?
"Not since Richard Nixon has the essential humanity (does she think what we think, feel what we
feel, bleed what we bleed?) of a politician been so much the underlying issue.''
This is ironic, because Hillary's first real job out of Yale Law School was a position on the Senate
committee studying the impeachment possibilities against Richard Nixon. So maybe the old
schoolyard taunt, flung back at bullying accusers, is right: "It takes one to know one.'' (And my
daddy can lick your daddy.)
Which brings us back to Rudy Giuliani. The tough, abrasive mayor who cleaned up the city that
everyone assumed no one could ever make livable again, is probably still as tough and abrasive as
he ever was, and that was enough to make a lot of New Yorkers grow tired of him. He wasn't
showing nearly as well in the public-opinion polls last January as he shows today. But he was
available then, and he isn't now, so naturally that makes him more attractive now.
Not with everybody, of course. Some of the Republican barons here in New York are sympathetic,
but only up to a point, with his health concerns. They notice how healthy he looks, and how
unhealthy Rick Lazio's numbers look. "He wanted to be a candidate for the Senate badly,'' the
wisecrack goes, "and he got his wish, he is really a bad candidate.'' They grumble that if the mayor
isn't history already he'll be history long before his term ends on New Year's Day 2002.
Even if he had lost, the barons generally agree, the mayor would have had a future in the party,
perhaps as a candidate for governor two years hence. But now, though he is not yet 60, his history
His health aside, His Honor may be more astute than his critics. When everyone was saying that
Hillary's carpetbagger status would kill her in Gotham, the mayor might have known better. Hillary
Clinton was actually made for New York. Besides, calling a Southerner, even a pseudo-Southerner
from Illinois via Arkansas, a carpetbagger bends irony out of shape.
When New York magazine's pollsters asked 600 professionals from across the state for their
impressions of the two Senate candidates, they got interesting answers. Reporters, editors and
others from newspapers, TV stations, magazines and book houses like the first lady best by the
expected overwhelming margin (62 to 25 percent). Despite her debacle with the health-care
initiative, so do surgeons, physicians and various medical administrators (60 to 35 percent).
Lawyers like her, and so do "fashionistas'' and Madison Avenue "hypesters.'' Only on Wall Street
does Rick Lazio have more friends than the first lady, and there by only a razor-thin margin (54 to
The first lady, whatever her politics (still evolving, with the trademark Clinton self-interest always at
the top of the agenda), is the perfect celebrity candidate, famous for being famous, and nowhere is
this more appreciated than in the city that imagines itself to be the manufacturing center for
celebrities and fashions. And what is fashion, after all, if not the yearning for something you can't
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05/04/00: From George Washington to Mansa Masu
05/01/00: Gore's ruthless doublespeak
04/28/00: Doing it Castro's way
04/24/00: Women's studies beget narrow minds
04/17/00: The slippery slope of anti-Semitism
04/13/00: A villain larger than life
04/10/00: When mourning becomes an economic tragedy
04/03/00: The last permissible bigotry
03/30/00: Seeking the political Oscar
03/23/00: The gaying of America
03/20/00: Pointy-eared quadrupeds on campus
03/16/00: The shocking art of the establishment
03/13/00: Sawdust on the campaign trail
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02/07/00: Campaigning like our founding fathers
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01/27/00: Dead white males and live white politicians
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01/21/00: A post-modern song for `The Sopranos'
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11/09/99: Eggs, art and rotten commerce
11/05/99: Al Gore, 'Alpha Male'. Bow wow.
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10/01/99: Lincoln's 'Almost Chosen People'
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09/27/99: Must we wait for the next massacre?
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09/16/99: The Cisneros lesson
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09/08/99: M-M-M is for manhood
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08/09/99: Chauvinist sows -- oink oink
©1999, Suzanne Fields. Distributed by Los Angeles Times Syndicate