In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 5, 2013/ 30 Elul, 5773

Before I Forget …

By Greg Crosby

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Since baseball season has only a few weeks left, I've got to hurry to get in a couple of final gripes on America's favorite pastime. In past columns I've zeroed in on the players. I've done my share of whining about how ugly baseball players look these days (tattooed all over, unshaven, sloppy, and dirty). How Alex Rodriguez was able to skate past any real punishment for taking performance enhancing drugs and allowed to continue to play and collect his millions. But now it's time to stop picking on the players and start in on the fans.

While watching a game the other evening it dawned on me how people who attend ballgames look so differently from people who attend other events. Think about it. Baseball fans come to the games dressed in copycat clothing of the ballplayers. They wear baseball caps, team jerseys, T-shirts, warm up shirts and other articles of clothing of their home teams and favorite players. Some bring their baseball gloves. All this in an attempt to look as much as they can like the men on the field that they have come to watch.

Can you imagine if audiences did the same thing at other events? It would be like people coming to the theater dressed up as the actors on stage in full make-up and costume. Or like dressing as a Ballet dancer in leotards, tutus and ballet slippers when attending a ballet performance. Or going to a prize fight dressed like a prizefighter in boxing shorts and gloves and wearing a silk robe.

And since I'm on the subject, why do baseball fans come to a game if they don't want to watch it? People in the stands busy themselves with all sorts of diversions while the game is being played. Why would anyone want to spend the money to attend an event and then do everything they can to not watch it? AND disturb other people who DO want to watch it.

Some people never stop talking, and I don't mean talking about the game, they're talking about anything BUT the game. It's all about their shopping adventure at the mall, or their problems at work, or their boyfriends, or you name it. And if they're not talking to the person who's with them, they're talking to someone on their cell phone. After they've talked it all out, they stand up in front of you and start with the taking pictures routine.

They take pictures of the people they are with, they take pictures of their food, they take pictures of themselves, and they take pictures of the mountains and the sky and the birds and the spilled coke on the ground. What a lovely day at the old' ballgame! Meanwhile Gonzales is at bat with a 3 and 2 count and the plate is blocked by some airhead in front of me taking a "selfie."

But there's nothing more distracting than beach balls bouncing all over the stands at the ball park. The idiot who first blows the thing up should definitely be thrown out of the park, but so should every other idiot who keeps the damn thing going by punching it over to someone else. People who want to play with beach balls should go to the beach. Whenever it comes to me, and it has on a couple of occasions, I hold on to it and puncture it with a pen, putting it out of its lousy misery. Then I smile, sit back, and try to enjoy the game once again.

Let us not forget that other great baseball stadium tradition, "the wave." Yes, the wonderful, wonderful wave which gives all the folks who are bored with the baseball game an outlet for their pent up energy. The wave also has the secondary bonus of annoying the people around them who would actually like to watch the action of the two teams on the field. Hey, anything for a distraction, right?

Again, people don't bounce beach balls around in movie theaters, they don't do the wave at symphony concerts. Why at ball games? Maybe it's because Major League Baseball encourages this behavior to a great degree. Strobe lights encircle the stands with awful distracting flashing, while all kinds of noise is blasted through the loudspeakers. Enormous video screens actually instruct the fans to MAKE SOME NOISE!! Roving cameras encourage people to kiss, to dance, to jump up and down, be loud, be obnoxious, be a distraction.

It is a shame really, because baseball is the most cerebral of all the popular sports. It isn't just a bunch of guys running around back and forth hitting each other, there's method, strategy and story-telling going on in that field along with the athletic part of it. Unlike other team sports, each man gets his individual moment in the spotlight, his chance to do something spectacular in every game.

Some of us actually like paying attention to a baseball game. Some of us enjoy following the story on the field. And that's why some of us will ALWAYS puncture that beach ball if it comes our way.

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