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Jewish World Review Dec. 17, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Weather Channel tracked the first major winter snowstorm heading across the country all this week. The Eastern Seaboard is forecast to receive 18-24 inches of snow on Friday. However, they are all Democratic states, so these numbers could change overnight.
• New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and the governors of Pennsylvania and Massachusetts went on TV to sound the snowfall alarm and keep everybody obediently indoors. They warned state residents who have experienced snow all their lives that this snow would be different. This is Covid snow.
• Dr. Fauci warned Americans that we might not return to our normal lives until next fall. All this as restaurant staffs in New York and L.A. rioted over the shutdowns and NFL teams played to empty stadiums. Whoever said it's impossible for one person to change the world never ate an undercooked bat.
• Tom Cruise was audiotaped on the set of his next Mission Impossible movie screaming at crew members for violating social distance. We're all about to snap from all the mandatory edicts by health experts, governors and news anchors. On the bright side, nobody's died of old age since March.
• Hunter Biden was revealed in a 2017 email Wednesday to have sent a Chinese energy tycoon best wishes from the entire Biden family and asked him for $10 million quickly. It's just a coincidence this is the exact time El Chapo had escaped from a Mexican prison. Hunter loved to drink Scotch and soda, and he's completely given up soda. • Joe Biden flew to Georgia to campaign for Democrat Senate candidates in the run-off election in early January. He's still wearing the ankle cast that he's had to wear ever since he broke his foot at home the weekend after the election. Joe tripped over a box of Trump ballots in the basement. • Chinese architects are being ridiculed by the public in China for building a 33-story skyscraper in a provincial capital near Vietnam that looks like an erect penis. Even odder, there's one dome at the base of the structure. They might as well name it the Lance Armstrong Plaza.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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