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Jewish World Review Dec. 15, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Governor Gavin Newsom faces a recall petition effort to remove him from office by California citizens furious over his actions. His sensibilities are nothing if not urbane. Leave it to a governor from San Francisco to shut down all Alcoholics Anonymous meetings but leave the liquor stores open.
• Twentieth Century Fox announced in Hollywood Friday that Harrison Ford is all set to star in his fifth and final installment of the Indiana Jones movies. It will be released next year. In this one, Indiana Jones goes searching for an ancient text, which turns out to be his high school yearbook.
• Hunter Biden is under Justice Department probe over his financial windfalls in Beijing and in Ukraine in broad daylight while his dad was VP. It's all documented on his subpoenaed laptop. I won't say that Hunter Biden was on the take from China but his Secret Service code name is Dim Son.
• PETA is targeting coconut milk that's harvested using monkey labor in Thailand. While at the grocery store in Los Angeles Sunday, I saw a label on a carton of eggs stating, the eggs in this box have been laid by hens who are allowed to roam freely. Never thought I'd be jealous of a chicken. • The FDA gave its approval for the emergency use of Pfizer's Covid vaccine Friday, giving hope of living to millions of media-terrified Americans. I can guess how this will end. In two years, a fat lawyer will be on TV telling you that if you took the vaccine you may be entitled to compensation. • Congressman Eric Swalwell got ensnared in a honey trap with the beautiful Chinese spy Fang Fang. To China's communists, I say politicians are too easy, why don't you grow a pair and try to influence our comedians instead? Send me Fang Fang, and I'll send you back a love-sick monarchist.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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