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Jewish World Review Dec. 8, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The L.A. Times reports that today's Senate elections in Georgia have partisan nerves on edge in California as well. Last night while jogging in Beverly Hills, from one of the homes I overheard a loud family argument going on. A teenager was telling his parents that he's straight, and Republican.
• Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton will take injections of the Pfizer vaccine on TV to show it's safe. Anti-vaxxers claim that the vaccine will include microchips that can record everything you say and track everywhere you go. Unlike those phones they've been carrying around for ten years.
• Governor Gavin Newsom seized more authority Friday, ordering California shutdowns based on hospital capacities. Last night when I tried to go to the ATM, I got in my Cadillac, I put my foot on the brake and I pushed the ignition button, but it wouldn't start. I forgot to say, Gavin may I?
• CBS News showed a West San Fernando Valley restaurant owner go into meltdown when her restaurant was closed but a movie crew shooting next door was allowed to eat outside. This is not going to end well. Democrats loved the idea of government control until they got government control. • Joe Biden at his press briefing Friday addressed the upcoming transition, the vaccine delivery and the need for pandemic relief in his soft unobtrusive monotone. The excitement pendulum at presidential press briefings has swung the other way. Joe Biden is so boring, paint watches him dry. • President-elect Joe Biden as reported by CNN last week broke his foot while running out of the shower to playfully chase down his dog. That's good and fair reporting. Had it been Donald Trump, the CNN banner deadline would be scrolling Naked Trump Breaks Foot while Chasing Tail. • President-elect Joe Biden appeared in a press conference in Wilmington Friday wearing the protective ankle boot he has to wear after his accident last week at home in the shower. His vice president Kamala Harris is reported furious over Biden's broken ankle. She clearly said broken neck.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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