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Jewish World Review Dec. 17, 2019 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
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Baby It's Cold Outside, a beautiful winter love song written by legendary Broadway composer Frank Loesser in 1944, is being banned from radio. Feminists claim the girl in is being seduced against her will. Yet no one debates that she could have actually caught pneumonia and died outside.
• Good Morning America did an interview with Kermit the Frog to publicize Disney's takeover of the Muppets. Everyone loves them. In a fitting tribute to the death last week of Caroll Spinney, the voice of Oscar the Grouch, Time magazine just named another angry puppet Person of the Year.
• President Trump was asked by reporters Wednesday to respond to Greta Thunberg's selection as Time's Person of the Year. He urged Greta to work on her anger issues. Trump then named a girl with special needs to be his new White House press secretary so no one could ever argue with her.
• French President Macron tried to pressure Trump to rejoin the Iran nuclear deal and warned that France would not take part in any armed conflict between the United States and Iran. I don't know how we could possibly win it then. Gosh, a war without France would be like, well, World War II.
• President Trump created the Space Force, made a deal with China and finalized the Canada-Mexico deal all in one day. He also hailed the Tory win in England. In fact if House Democrats hadn't voted to get rid of him that morning, it would have been the best day of the Trump presidency.
• House Judiciary Committee Democrats debated fourteen hours before they agreed on two articles of impeachment. This can't go anywhere. I don't want to say the charges are vague but the star witness against Trump was the FBI's Director in Charge of Investigating Future Crimes.
• The Wall Street Journal reported on a poll which found that seventy percent of Americans say that the only thing that makes them feel depressed is the political turmoil in Washington, D.C. Clinically speaking, the impeachment committees are incapable of being depressed. They're carriers.
• The L.A. Times says Sacramento lawmakers are considering a bill to put California's homeless population aboard cruise ships parked offshore. Life on the streets is littered with filth and dysentery and overcrowding. It lets them build up their immune system so they can survive aboard a cruise ship.
• Politico forecast the two parties will spend a billion dollars in the 2020 primaries leading up to the conventions. In reality, when Trump beat Hillary in 2016, a lifelong New York Democrat defeated a Chicago Goldwater Girl. If the Democrats and Republicans are going to spend a billion dollars on their party primaries, you'd think the least they could do was nominate someone from their own party.
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