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Jewish World Review Dec. 11, 2019 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
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Politico reported that Harris Polling ran a national poll of Democratic voters asking who they support for president. The list included Hillary and John Kerry. Hillary won with 21%, followed by Biden with 20%, Bernie at 12%, Liz at 10%, and Kerry just lucky the race wasn't held at Santa Anita.
• America's Got Talent produced and hosted by Simon Cowell is suddenly under investigation for charges by employees of the show of having a toxic work environment. Cowell himself has lawyered up, which makes sense. If there is anything America has got more than talent, it's lawyers.
• WalMart apologized for the sweatshirt it's advertising that shows Santa smiling over a coffee table full of cocaine. The coffee table has three lines of coke on it, one for each Ho. WalMart said the sweatshirt does not reflect WalMart values, since it wasn't meth that was on the coffee table.
• The New York Times says House Democrats will be drawing up two articles of impeachment by Friday after Monday's hearings during which the Democrats forgot to swear the witnesses in. Who's managing this impeachment? Laurel and Hardy looked better pushing a piano up a staircase.
• The New York Post ran photos of Jeffrey Epstein with Prince Andrew and Harvey Weinstein at a party at Windsor Castle thirteen years ago. This is far from over. Last week Queen Elizabeth canceled Prince Andrew's sixtieth birthday party after she heard it was planned for Chuck E. Cheese.
• The College Football Playoff roster was finalized Sunday with Ohio State, Clemson, Louisiana State and Oklahoma. What separates these programs from other teams this year is the same thing that's always separated the German Army from other armies throughout history. Strength of schedule.
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