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Jewish World Review Dec. 3, 2019 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump enjoyed spending Thanksgiving with U.S. troops in Afghanistan at Bagram Air Base. Trump was surrounded by the Taliban to the east, Russians to the north, Al Qaeda to the west, and the Iranians to the South. He said it was the safest he's felt since he moved to Washington.
• China's crackdown on Hong Kong has drawn no further protest from the NBA with billions in Nike money in the balance. China's influence may soon spread to the NFL. The Cincinnati Bengals are considering hiring the first head football coach from China next year, his name is Win Won Soon.
• China's government announced it will require facial recognition software on all cell phones in China to be activated by the registered user's face before the phone can be used. The new law has already hit a glitch. Apparently the same person has registered one billion, five hundred million times.
• The House Judiciary Committee holds impeachment hearings this week. Every morning, CNN has Trump locked up and put away, then every night, Fox News rides to the rescue and sets him free. Ever since Trump was elected, the news has replaced football as America's favorite contact sport.
• Iran's supreme leader the Ayatollah Khamenei launched a fertility campaign that's intended to double Iran's population to one hundred fifty million people. He's offering a gold coin to couples who produce babies. If he really wants to increase pregnancies, he should start by legalizing alcohol.
• McDonald's began posting a list of all the items on its menu which are less than four hundred calories to project healthy eating options. Subway responded by posting a calorie count of all the items which they serve at their restaurants. Not to be outdone Chipotle has begun posting body counts.
• The Alabama Supreme Court upheld a local Birmingham ordinance which protects Civil War hero statues from being taken down. It was a war between the Republicans in the North and the Democrats in the South. A hundred years later they figured it's halftime so both parties changed sides.
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