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Jewish World Review Dec. 2, 2019 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
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The Atlanta Constitution reported that Jimmy Carter is feeling well and was released from the hospital after brain fluid was removed. He just turned ninety-five. One look at the current field of candidates and you see why Democrats refer to Jimmy Carter as their bright new star of the future.
• Nat Geo aired a special about Vikings who plundered Europe and conquered Normandy and England. Scientists examining battle remains were shocked to learn that half the Viking warriors were women. It's no shock to anyone who has ever seen the doors open at WalMart on Black Friday.
• The National Weather Service reports a monster Arctic storm this week is blowing across the Midwest and into the Eastern Seaboard. It's throwing off everybody's daily routine. Chicago was slammed by freezing sixty-five-mile an hour winds on Wednesday, delaying hundreds of murders.
• Peruvian police working with Interpol busted an international human fat trafficking cartel in Peru. They kidnap women, harvest their cellulite and sell it to cosmetic makers for ten thousand dollars a gallon. Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian just realized they've been sitting on a gold mine.
• Hillary Clinton was interviewed by Judy Woodruff on PBS where she continued leaving the door open for her to join the Democratic presidential race. Pollsters point out that Hillary has a one hundred percent name recognition with voters. If she can overcome that she could get the nomination.
• Hunter Biden was named by DNA as the father of a Little Rock baby. He just got re-married, his previous wife having divorced him over his affair with his brother's widow. It's proof to me the Democrats are running the wrong Biden for president if they want to win over today's electorate.
• Senate Republicans vowed Hunter Biden must testify about his board of directors membership with the Ukraine gas giant Burisma while his father was in charge of Ukraine policy. Joe Biden replied angrily when asked if Hunter should have pulled out of Burisma. Her name is NOT Burisma.
• Joe Biden released a new set of ads targeting Iowa voters as he set out to campaign in the Hawkeye State. Walking off his campaign plane, he was seen wearing nasal strips. Joe wanted to show the world that there is still a man in the Biden family who is able to breathe through his nose.
• The Chicago Tribune proposed compromise in the impeachment battle, suggesting a censure of Trump over his Ukraine call. Under the proposal, Trump would have to admit he said something wrong on the call and Democrats would have to accept that Trump is president. So it's going nowhere.
• Barack Obama is reported by Politico to be worried about the leftward lurch of the Democratic presidential candidates. His advice of moderation irritated one liberal into saying that Obama's newfound wealth has converted him into a Republican. That's the same silly thing his butler tells him.
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