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Jewish World Review Dec. 29, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• The Washington Post reports Homeland Security is preparing to launch a nationwide push to find and deport a hundred thousand Central American families who followed their children north across the border last year. We have got to protect those kids. They represent the future of U.S. soccer.
• The Homeland Security Department's plan to seize illegal immigrants in their residences and deport them is set for January. The plan doesn't cover Asians. Donald Trump said as president he would not only have a tougher immigration policy with Asians, he would announce it in the middle of a spelling bee.
• Donald Trump reminded a big crowd in Michigan Tuesday that as president he'll build a wall on the Mexican border. Trump added that he will deport every immigrant who is working in the U.S. illegally. His poll numbers went up afterwards, proving Americans don't really like vegetables anyway.
• The USS Iowa will fire its guns at an Iowa Hawkeyes pep rally in Long Bach prior to the Rose Bowl game with Stanford. Good thing they're not playing Notre Dame. If G0D fired off Mt. St Helens in response, He could face a huge fine from the EPA and a stiff lecture from the White House.
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