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Jewish World Review Dec. 27, 2013 / 24 Teves, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• President Obama was photographed on vacation in Hawaii Wednesday playing golf at the Royal Kaanapali Golf Club. The man never looked happier. Everyone who plays golf with Barack Obama says he's a pretty good golfer for a guy who only plays six times a week.
• The White House extended the deadline to enroll in Obamacare to Christmas Eve. No one knows if anyone's buying. The Obamacare website drew a record-high two million visits Tuesday but that's only because they posted a video of a cat stuck in a cardboard box.
• Kim Jung Un was shown by wiretaps to have been drunk when he executed his Uncle Jang. It was in late November. It's another reminder to keep the wine in the dining room and the carving knife in the kitchen whenever your relatives get together for Thanksgiving.
• Donald Trump would not deny rumors Tuesday that he's seriously considering a run for New York governor next year. All he will say is that he loves this country. Well, if Donald Trump loves our country so much why does he keep outsourcing the job of his wife?
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