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Jewish World Review Dec. 26, 2013 / 23 Teves, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• President Obama asked Americans Thursday to discuss the importance of enrolling in Obamacare over Christmas dinner. He just ruined Christmas. The last thing young people want to unwrap on Christmas morning is the previous generation's medical bills.
• President Obama announced he enrolled in Obamacare Friday but CBS says his aides did it for him. He wound up purchasing a four-hundred-dollar-a-month Bronze Plan. He figured for that kind of money, they are making a sculpture of him on the National Mall.
• President Obama pardoned eight black crack dealers sentenced under a law making crack more illegal than powder. That's fair. He was originally going to pardon ten crack dealers, but he found that two of them had made mortgage loans to the community.
• The U.S. sent Marines to Sudan to protect U.S. personnel during a civil war between two African tribes. The two tribes have hated each other for centuries. It just shows that in a country that has no whites, no Hispanics, no Indians and no Asians, people can improvise.
• The Dow Jones hit an new high Monday led by Apple stock's surge after Apple struck a deal with China that will give China iPhones. This will cause all kinds of problems. One year from now China will need a law which bans texting while walking behind an ox.
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