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Jewish World Review Dec. 29, 2011/ 3 Teves, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Titanic Memorial Cruises announced today it has completely sold out two cruise liners replicating the Titanic's voyage a hundred years ago. They're selling the cruise as a pain-free way to get out from under your debts. The water is so cold you won't feel anything for long. President Obama raised the debt ceiling Tuesday and borrowed another one trillion dollars. Our debt now totals fifteen trillion dollars. It was our bad luck that Michael Jordan just happened to be vacationing in Honolulu and started the president out at two dollars a hole. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo pushed Monday for casino gambling to be legal in New York. This'll be fun. Under New York state gambling laws, hedge fund managers will be advised what number is about to come up before you're allowed to spin the roulette wheel. The Mexican Army captured Felipe Cabrera Sarabia, the security chief of the powerful Sinaloa drug cartel. They seized his computer files. The Mexican Army generals agreed to crack down on movie piracy after three studio executives promised to read all their screenplays. President Obama rated himself America's fourth best president behind Lincoln, FDR and LBJ last Sunday. That's ominous. It looks like Obama's idea of a perfect second term involves a civil war, a huge federal spending program, and bringing democracy to Vietnam.
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