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Jewish World Review Dec 22, 2011 / 26 Kislev, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama rated himself the fourth best president in U.S. history Sunday in his interview on CBS's 60 Minutes. He has a healthy ego. Obama rated himself fourth behind Abe Lincoln, FDR and LBJ, which is only true if you are measuring them by their golf scores.
Kobe Bryant was accused of serial adultery by his wife Vanessa Monday. She accused him of seeing several Playboy playmates on the side. It will cost Kobe millions but it will help the Lakers attract the best young players who are thinking of signing with Miami.
L.A. schools reported Tuesday that students are not buying into Michelle Obama's healthy school lunch program. Eighty-seven percent of students buy their lunch on the black market. You'd think Saddam Hussein invaded us to bring dictatorship to the United States.
Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Talal bought three percent of Twitter's stock Monday. The man has a plan. When pro-democracy protesters use Twitter to try to overthrow the regime in Saudi Arabia he can get all of their e-mail addresses and sell them to advertisers.
Syrian protesters in Damascus risked death Tuesday by standing in front of cameras holding up signs in English saying they miss President Bush. They want our help. Syria has both heroin and oil so neither of our political parties would object to invading them.
North Korea test-fired missiles into the Sea of Japan after North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Il died Monday. That's in character. Kim Jong Il always claimed that North Korea has missiles that can reach Los Angeles, which is true, if they fired them from Santa Monica.
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