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Jewish World Review Dec 21, 2011 / 25 Kislev, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Walter Reed National Medical Center in Washington was pressured to reverse its ban on family members bringing Bibles to wounded soldiers. The families are relieved. They are tired of having to wrap the Bibles in Playboy magazines to get them past security. President Obama refused to call the U.S. war effort in Iraq a victory Sunday as the last U.S. troops slipped across the border into Kuwait. The Emir of Kuwait was pretty upset until the U.S. government assured him that the U.S. troops aren't coming to bring democracy. Journal Pediatrics released a study Monday showing that one American in three will be arrested by the time they reach college age. There's a huge margin of error in the study. If Ron Paul gets elected and pot is legalized, we'll have seventy million clean records. The Air Force said Monday that a third of U.S. drone spy plane operators are suffering from exhaustion. The airmen operate drones by remote control from a base near Las Vegas. They jerk joysticks and push buttons to control aircrafts and fire missiles. It's the only branch of the service where basic training involves entering slot tournaments.
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