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Jewish World Review Dec. 15, 2011 / 19 Kislev, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tulsa police arrested a woman last Friday for cooking up crystal meth in the aisle of a local Wal-Mart. She mixed the ingredients taken right off the shelves and lighted it up in a mason jar. She is charged with selling something in Wal-Mart that is made in America. N.Y. Yankees star Derek Jeter was reported Tuesday to be sending his one-night stands home the next day with autographed baseballs. What a great sport. So many women are seen going in and out of his condo that his building was re-named the House that Ruth Runs. Iowa hosts a GOP presidential debate on Fox News tonight from Sioux City. This state forces candidates to be more socially conservative. Newt Gingrich just signed a pledge vowing to be faithful to his wife, resulting in Tiffany's having to lay off the entire night shift. Geneva nuclear physicists reported research on sub-atomic particles Tuesday which could explain the origin of the universe. The atomic substance is called the God particle. Its existence explains mysteries like why atoms have weight and how Denver keeps winning.
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