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Jewish World Review Dec. 21, 2006 / 30 Kislev, 5767 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens was fined thirty-five thousand dollar Monday for spitting in the face of an opposing cornerback. He couldn't deny it. Thanks to high definition television, everyone could plainly see traces of lithium in the spit.
The Chicago Bears earned the home field advantage throughout the playoffs on Sunday with their victory. The home field advantage really helps the players. There's just no feeling like sleeping in your own cell the night before the big game.
Hillary Clinton told the Today Show Monday that she would not have voted for the war in Iraq if she had known four years ago what she knows now. She believes that the president deceived her. It is hard to question her experience in this area. Former Secretary of State Colin Powell warned Sunday against sending more U.S. troops to Iraq. His advice changes with the weather. Six years ago the Powell Doctrine called for the overwhelming use of force plus an exit strategy, while the new Powell Doctrine calls for one hundred thousand dollars a speech plus airfare. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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