In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 12, 2005 / 11 Kislev, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles gangs threatened Thursday to riot if Crips founder and convicted murderer Tookie Williams is executed tomorrow. City officials have a plan in place. Los Angeles is trying to start a hurricane to get rid of the troublemakers.

Colorado coach Gary Barnett was fired Friday despite his winning record. His program was accused of using sex and alcohol to recruit football players. That is what it takes to get kids away from their video games and out into the fresh air.

Major League Baseball owners met in Dallas Thursday, having reached agreement with players on steroid testing. No more cheap homers. If Barry Bonds wants to make history he may have to break Elvis Presley's record for most memorable singles.

Saddam Hussein complained in court on world television Friday that he hadn't had a change in underwear in over three days. Help is on the way. Once Wal-mart arrives in Iraq, underwear will be so cheap they will never have to do laundry again.

Joe Lieberman denied a report Friday that he will be named Defense Secretary. You never know. Donald Rumsfeld said he doesn't have any plans to step down, but then if he was the kind of man who made plans, things would be going much better in Iraq.

The New York Times said Friday federal agents are tracking Americans through their cell phones. This will only increase the need for translators. Cell phones cause such brain damage that within two years everyone will be speaking Californian.

House Democrats met Wednesday to try to come up with a unified position on Iraq. Some call for immediate withdrawal, some call for gradual withdrawal, others call for partial withdrawal. It looks like a list of Bill Clinton's things that aren't adultery.

USC star tailback Reggie Bush was awarded the Heisman Trophy at the Downtown Athletic Club in New York Saturday. Sportswriters call him another O.J. Simpson. Every time he goes to the mailbox he finds another legal bill for a million dollars.

Warren Beatty hinted strongly Thursday he may run against Arnold Schwarzenegger for California governor. This match-up was inevitable. Their acting careers are over, now if they want to waste vast sums of money they have to go into government.

The Weather Channel said ice storms in the Midwest Friday caused long flight delays in Chicago. It's easy to understand why. It was so cold that U.S. marshals were killing suspicious passengers by making them wait outdoors to board the plane.

U.S. Marshals shot and killed a deranged man at Miami Airport on Wednesday who screamed that he had a bomb in his bag. It served a valuable purpose. Every few months Howard Dean has to be reminded to tone it down before things get out of hand.

Senator Russ Feingold threatened Thursday to filibuster the Patriot Act after a deal was made to re-authorize it. It lets the FBI look up the library records of every American. So far about all they have found out is that Asians like math books.

Saddam Hussein's lawyer charged Thursday that he was threatened by three men as he tried to board a plane from Baghdad and he believes they're plotting to kill him. He suspects that they were CIA agents. They introduced themselves as Larry, Moe, and Curly.

The House Judiciary Committee passed a tough new law Thursday to try to halt illegal immigration. It includes a provision that makes three drunk driving violations a deportable offense. Pretty soon the Dallas Cowboys won't be able to field a team without sending them back over the border in the trunk of a car.

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