Jewish World Review Dec. 7, 2005 / 6 Kislev, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
France sold seventy airliners to China Monday and deported
seven rioters who tried to burn Paris. The country is on the
rebound. Last week French surgeons were able to perform the
world's first face transplant, if you don't count Jerry Jones.
ABC News announced Monday it will air the ABC Nightly News
live to the three different time zones. That means three
broadcasts every night. We can exit Iraq Eastern, send more troops
Central, and witness plastic surgery breakthroughs Pacific.
Hillary Clinton announced on Monday she will co-sponsor
legislation which makes it a crime to burn the United States flag.
It's a new position for her. The last thing she burned with fifty
stars on it was her husband's little black book.
Oklahoma officials removed a Christmas tree from the Capitol Monday. Kids had decorated it with losing lottery tickets. Either the tickets had a metallic sheen that made them look like ornaments or the kids have a highly refined sense of irony.
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