Clicking on banner ads enables JWR to constantly improve
Jewish World Review Dec. 30, 2004 / 18 Teves, 5765

Argus Hamilton

JWR's Pundits
World Editorial
Cartoon Showcase

Mallard Fillmore

Michael Barone
Mona Charen
Linda Chavez
Ann Coulter
Greg Crosby
Larry Elder
Don Feder
Suzanne Fields
James Glassman
Paul Greenberg
Bob Greene
Betsy Hart
Nat Hentoff
David Horowitz
Marianne Jennings
Michael Kelly
Mort Kondracke
Ch. Krauthammer
Lawrence Kudlow
Dr. Laura
John Leo
Michelle Malkin
Jackie Mason
Chris Matthews
Michael Medved
Kathleen Parker
Wes Pruden
Sam Schulman
Amity Shlaes
Roger Simon
Tony Snow
Thomas Sowell
Cal Thomas
Jonathan S. Tobin
Ben Wattenberg
George Will
Bruce Williams
Walter Williams
Mort Zuckerman

Consumer Reports
And now for the
important news .... | The Oklahoma Sooners and USC Trojans arrived in Miami Tuesday for the Orange Bowl. Both schools are trying to shed their images. Oklahoma banned alcohol last week and USC has stopped teaching that George Hamilton is the Father of Our Country.

George Carlin entered rehab for alcohol and drugs Monday at the age of sixty-seven. The comedian said he was hooked on wine and pain pills. As the nights went by in Las Vegas it increasingly sounded like Henry Kissinger was doing his act.

South Asia was devastated by a gigantic tidal wave Sunday. Politicians are at a loss. Democrats can't blame it on global warming, Republicans can't blame it on terrorism, and anybody who calls it an Act of G-d will never carry a Red State again.

Hillary Clinton ripped illegal immigration last week and made huge inroads with conservatives. Pundits who once cursed her name find themselves falling for her. This is just more evidence that after years of trying, she finally got the hair right.

Transportation Secretary Norm Mineta launched a probe of all the delays at airports that ruined so many Christmases. Americans are fed up with air travel. Next time you want to take a trip without the kids, try LSD and birth control pills.

Donate to JWR

Appreciate this writer's work? Why not sign-up for JWR's daily update. It's free. Just click here.

Argus' Archives

JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements, please click here.

© 2004, Argus Hamilton