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Jewish World Review Dec. 21, 2004 / 9 Teves, 5765

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | Ricky Williams told CBS' 60 Minutes Sunday why he quit pro football. He wants a simple humble life, not millions of dollars. Fidel Castro announced the next day he's going to buy American crops so he can feed his people whatever Ricky's smoking.

Barry Bonds was loudly cheered by Los Angeles Laker fans Friday when he took his seat behind the team bench at Staples Center. No one cares about his taking steroids here. He came to the town that would love his new breasts without judgment.

Vladimir Putin inched toward a showdown with the U.S. over Ukraine's election Sunday. It pits the just-poisoned Viktor Yushchenko against Russia's candidate. One look at Viktor Yushchenko and you realize it's too late for a face-saving compromise.

Arnold Schwarzenegger flew to Berlin Sunday for Christmas in Germany. It was great to be home. He was so well-received at the Republican Convention that during the standing ovation for him, Israel's immigration website received two million hits.

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