• Claire Vickers, 46, and Barry Douglas, 44, were enjoying a drunken night out when, at 2 a.m., they decided to head over to the Aldershot Lido in Hampshire, England, slip under a fence and speed down a waterslide in the closed park.
Unfortunately, a barrier blocks the exit from the slide after hours, and Vickers and Douglas both slammed into it, the Sun reported.
Vickers' shin snapped and broke her skin, and every bone in her left foot was broken. Douglas broke his left leg and both ankles.
"I looked over at Barry. He was in the fetal position and silent," Vickers said. "That's when I thought we were both going to die."
After two hours of screaming and banging on the slide, Vickers and Douglas were rescued.
"We're idiots n let that be a lesson," she said. "I'm still having nightmares one month on. The pain was unbearable."
No charges were filed.
• Four Italian men, part of a winemaking family in Paola, died at their family vineyard in early October after being overtaken by carbon dioxide in the small shed where they were fermenting the grapes.
The Daily Beast reported that Santino and Massimo Carnevale, 70 and 45, and Giacomo and Valerio Scofano, 70 and 50, were all related.
Police believe one of the men went in to stir the grapes, was overcome, and the next went in to help, one after the other.
One woman who tried to go in fainted near the entrance, but survived. Paola's mayor said the tragedy brought "pain to the whole community."