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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published November 11, 2021

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
Los Angeles media was stunned by the size of the huge protests by city workers against vaccine mandates in Grant Park. There were thousands of protesters but no looting or property destroyed. Until the Lakers start winning, the city is asking that all rioters stay home and destroy their own stuff.

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak joined Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Sir Richard Branson and will fund his own private space company. It's a completely natural reaction to the proposed tax hikes in Congress. How bad have things gotten when billionaires can't wait to get the hell out of here?

The U.S. posted a five million dollar reward for drug cartel kingpin Aureliano Guzman. He's the brother of El Chapo. The Justice Department wants the Mexican coke dealer to pay President Biden four hundred and fifty thousand dollars for separating him from his child when Trump was president.

The White House was sued by twenty-seven states over company vaccine mandates on Monday, the same day Biden praised Big Bird for getting vaccinated. Knowing Joe's luck lately, I predict a headline that will be bigger than Santa Claus this Christmas. Big Bird has died after a short illness.

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Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm told reporters she has no idea when the price of fuel might come down. The government isn't standing still. The IRS allowed that this year you can either have your refund check mailed to you or simply have it deposited directly into your gas station.

Red China's navy this past week reportedly conducted war games using mock dummies of U.S. naval ships as missile targets in the ocean. The political bitterness just never ends. The war game alerted the U.S. Navy Pacific Command Center located in Hawaii, or as the Republicans call it, Kenya.

Barack Obama spoke at the Climate Summit in Glasgow and warned small island nations that they are the canaries in the coal mine of climate change. He just broke ground in Chicago at his library. It's dedicated to the life and accomplishments of Barack Obama, otherwise known as MSNBC.

Fox News' Juan Williams said parental control in school curriculum is a dog whistle for white supremacy. He is a Baby Boomer and forgets how far we've come. Growing up in the South in the late ‘50s our top-rated children's TV puppet show on Saturday mornings was Ku Klux Klan and Ollie.

Special Counsel John Durham has indicted Hillary 2016 campaign PR aides for lying to the FBI to set up the Russia collusion hoax to divert attention from her email scandal. She's a good sport about it. Hillary Clinton just bought John Durham a front row ticket to the next Travis Scott concert.

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