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Jewish World Review Nov. 30, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Joe Biden was driven to an auditorium in Wilmington Wednesday where he delivered a speech to the nation intended to use the Thanksgiving holiday to bind us together and set aside our political differences. Biden told the nation we are at war with the virus, not each other. Well, we'll show HIM.
• Queen Elizabeth celebrated her 73rd anniversary Sunday, and I hope my write-in vote for her on Election Day. I gave up on partisanship in 1992. I didn't like how Republicans ran the country so I voted Democrat, which turned out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
• The L.A. County Supervisors meeting Tuesday drew angry protests from small business owners over brutal Covid rules. The politicians are out of control. Governor Newsom just enacted strict new mental health regulations in California, limiting schizophrenics to ten persons inside their heads.
• Argentina's World Cup national hero Diego Maradona died from a blood clot at age sixty in Buenos Aires. He died with long-term sobriety but during his playing days he was known as the wildest party animal on this planet. Diego Maradona cut more lines than a disabled kid at Disneyland.
• The Department of Transportation reported that three million Americans flew somewhere to attend holiday gatherings. Not that everyone was that glad to see each other. The year 2020 will be remembered as the year Americans canceled Thanksgiving and replaced it with Resentment Giving.
• President-elect Joe Biden gave a televised holiday address Wednesday as his cabinet nominees became revealed one by one. I can see already that the incoming administration has its priorities placed in the right order. Covid didn't disappear after the election, but Hunter Biden's laptop sure did.
• President-elect Joe Biden celebrated his seventy-eighth birthday Friday at home in Wilmington, Delaware, with his wife Jill. He is nothing if not well-rested by now. After spending 36 years in the U.S. Senate and 8 years as vice president, Joe spent the last four years in the kitchen, unscrewing a lid.
• Trump's lawyer Rudy Giuliani addressed reporters last week and insisted the election fraud lawsuits will continue. During his press conference, he began sweating profusely, and the photos aren't pretty. If any more black hair dye had run down his face he could be the Governor of Virginia.
• Senate Republicans vowed to confront the CEOs of Big Tech for their obvious partisanship this year. On Wednesday President Trump issued a tweet wishing for every American to enjoy a fantastic Thanksgiving. And Twitter immediately slapped a label on it saying This Claim Is Disputed.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements.
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