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Jewish World Review Nov. 18, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
• Joe Biden was called the winner by the Associated Press Friday thanks to the surge of mail-in votes that came in after Tuesday and flipped the swing states. And that's not all. Joe Biden has just been nominated for Catholic sainthood for raising millions of people from the dead on Election Day.
• NASA launched America's first set of astronauts from U.S. soil in nine years Sunday courtesy of the Space-X private company delivery vehicle. It was the space program's first-ever taxi-ride. As feared, the driver didn't shut up all the way to the Space Station, and of course, he took the long way.
• Joe Biden told a press briefing Monday he has no qualms about taking a virus vaccine whether it's made by either Pfizer or Moderna as long as it's approved by the FDA scientists. Not all the Bidens need to be concerned about virus safety. We all have video proof that nothing can kill Hunter.
• President Trump praised the public-private partnership between the pharmaceutical firms and government that produced a second vaccine Monday. The cavalry may have arrived just in time. In a safety measure to lower the Covid death rate, Chicago just issued a 30-day murder-at-home order.
• The White House reported Monday that two Covid vaccines should be available beginning in December. There is a pecking order. The vaccine will first be available to health care workers, then to the most vulnerable, and then finally to everyone except the people who pronounce the S in Illinois. • Wall Street celebrated in downtown New York Monday when the Dow Jones hit a new all-time high. It was a reaction to breaking news. The traders went wild after it dawned on them that the more people die from Covid, the easier it'll be for them to get a good parking spot near the Stock Exchange. • Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is pushing for a measure that permits store owners to lethally resist street mobs. It would allow merchants to shoot people who try to loot their businesses. So my advice is, be extremely careful when you're taking more than your fair share of Taco Bell napkins. • California teachers continued waging war on war on American literature Monday. Burbank's School District ordered all copies of Huckleberry Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird removed from all classrooms. Copies of Fahrenheit 451 will be transferred over to their Current Events curriculum.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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