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Jewish World Review Nov. 11, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Joe Biden was called the winner of the election after spending all year in his basement. Running mate Kamala's DA career in San Francisco was rescued by Mayor Willie Brown by becoming his protege and lover. Biden and Harris are both proof that in today's America you can still sleep your way to the top.
• Variety says Joe Biden will likely be played by Jim Carrey on Saturday Night Live. Letterman might come out of retirement to tell Joe Biden jokes and Jay Leno might come out of retirement to tell Joe Biden jokes. Hell, Johnny Carson will come back from the dead to tell Hunter Biden jokes.
• The Department of Justice announced Monday it will investigate charges of voter fraud in the states that continued tallying votes after Election Day. There was a bombshell news report about voter fraud in Las Vegas Wednesday. A review of mail-in ballots reveal that Bugsy Siegel voted twice.
• Socialist congresswoman AOC said Trump supporters' names should be put on a blacklist that carries penalties. Your federal employability could be affected if your name is on her enemies list. The good news is, it could be the tipping point that gets you admitted to the Los Angeles Country Club.
• The Red Cross went online Monday to offer Amazon gift cards to anyone who'll come to a Red Cross facility and donate blood to alleviate the shortage. I once went to donate blood, but I'll never do it again, they ask too many questions. Whose blood is it, where did you get it, why is it in a bucket?
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements.
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