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Jewish World Review Nov. 10, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Kamala Harris introduced Joe Biden to a victory rally in Wilmington and pointed out what a hopeful example she is to young girls of color in this nation. Kamala Harris made history during the winning campaign. She is the first Indo-Jamaican to become an African-American.
• Joe Biden was named winner of the 2020 presidential race by CNN Saturday. It was the most laid-back, low-key campaign in history. By winning, Biden inspired every Millennial living in his parents' basement to believe he too can someday become president, if he'll just stay in the basement.
• Democratic pundits credited huge voter turnout in the swing states for the presidential victory Tuesday. Those voters kept it close Tuesday till the mail-ins came pouring in. I must admit I'm impressed with how well Biden did with senior citizen voters, especially those in the 125-to-200 range.
• President Trump called a news conference to deny losing the election while Joe Biden voters began celebrating the avalanche of mail-in votes Joe's way. Do we have a president yet? Not that it affects my daily life, it would just be nice to know in case I'm ever asked after a head injury.
• Joe Biden appeared at a car rally in Wilmington and declared victory with Jill standing by his side. It's good that Joe has Jill Biden always there with him onstage to cue him if he has a memory lapse or if he forgets what year it is and orders Kamala to go fetch him a lemonade. • Joe Biden came from behind with mail-in votes to win five states where he'd trailed when polls closed on election day. What surprised me was Georgia. I found out my Great Grandfather James Stuart Hamilton voted for Biden Tuesday, despite Joe's hem-hawing on taking down his Confederate statue. • West Hollywood and Manhattan broke into street celebrations Saturday afternoon after cable news channels began calling the election for Biden, after a long, uncertain day. Joe woke up Saturday wondering if he was the president yet. Kamala Harris woke up asking herself the same thing. • Delaware hosted a jubilant parking lot rally in Wilmington where Joe Biden declared victory and welcomed his family onstage, including his son Hunter. The rush for appointments began quickly. Hunter Biden just asked his dad if he could be Ambassador to Oregon.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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