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Jewish World Review Nov. 20, 2019 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
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South Dakota just paid a PR firm five hundred grand for a catchy billboard slogan for its fight against meth. I can't believe it, but the slogan is Meth: We're On It. South Dakota farmers have learned that when diesel gas hits four dollars a gallon, it's cheaper to do meth and plow bare-handed.
• Colin Kaepernick scheduled a quarterback workout for NFL scouts to view him Saturday but that day he switched the rules and the locale and it all fell through. I once had a job interview at McDonald's, but at the last minute I told them to meet me at Popeye's. The racists wouldn't hire me!
• GOP operative Roger Stone, the famous campaign dirty trickster with a tattoo of Nixon on his back, was found guilty of lying to Congress and witness tampering. There was great rejoicing in the House. It took forty-five years, but with Stone's tattoo, the Democrats finally have Nixon in jail.
• USA Today published a report about the high rate of vacated homes in the Rust Belt in a story titled America's Ghost Towns. It's worst in some Michigan communities. Last month, a guy paid only eight hundred dollars for a house in Flint, and that was just because the cocaine was still inside.
• Prince Andrew's media advisor resigned in protest Sunday over Andrew's decision to grant an interview to the BBC about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and the underage girls. He did not acquit himself well. The interview was easily the second-worst car crash the Royals ever arranged.
• The White House reported that President Trump scheduled a signing ceremony at the White House where he will sign a bill into law that bans torture and animal cruelty of any kind. We all know what this means. Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Adam Schiff now support animal cruelty.
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