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Jewish World Review Nov. 6, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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Cosmetics World reports that make-up for pre-teenage girls is a hot-selling item for Christmas gifts in department stores across the country. They have to be very careful. Last weekend in Beverly Hills a nine-year-old girl disappeared after using a moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.
• The Washington Nationals enjoyed a reception at the White House Monday to celebrate their World Series win. They wore MAGA hats at the podium and thanked Trump for protecting the country. It was the first time in World Series history where the winning team booed their home crowd.
• NBC News advised Hillary not to enter the race before Nancy Pelosi's probe gets to the bottom of Ukraine's election meddling on Hillary's behalf in 2016. What do you get when you cross Hillary Clinton with Nancy Pelosi? No one knows because nobody has ever lived past crossing Hillary.
•Ronan Farrow was interviewed by Bill Maher on HBO Friday where Farrow said he believes that it may be time to reopen the twenty-year-old Clinton rape allegations. The next morning we learned that the Wallendas aren't the only ones with ice in their veins. Ronan Farrow started his car.
• The Census Bureau blamed the U.S. low birth rate on Millennials being late to marry and high home prices. Housing prices in L.A. and San Francisco keep young families from settling there. On the western side of Los Angeles, dogs now outnumber children, except, of course, in Korea Town.
• Oklahoma released four hundred inmates under sentencing reform. Pot is legal and coke and meth are just fineable offenses. Laws against drugs and sodomy have been headed for the ashcan in Oklahoma ever since they agreed to be the only state ever named after a Broadway musical.
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