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Jewish World Review Nov. 1, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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North Korea and South Korea are reported begun to open businesses in each other's countries as a cultural exchange. A North Korean restaurant just opened in Seoul. On opening night, they were going to serve customers a surprise dessert, but somebody in the kitchen let the cat out of the bag.
• The King James Bible was attacked by theologians Thursday for patriarchy and promotion of religious royalism. Every religion is plagued by political correctness. The new revised terrorist creed says that jihaddists who martyr themselves will be met in Paradise by 72 virgins, one for each gender.
• President Trump's ordered attack on al-Baghdadi hideout Saturday was followed the next day by a second attack that killed the ISIS next-command. Both headquarters were then bombed to rubble. The attack has reportedly left ISIS so demoralized that the terrorists have lost their will to die.
• The Washington Post eulogized al-Baghdadi Sunday and ripped Trump's use of dogs in the mission. Later, Nats fans booed him for five minutes at the World Series. Who knew Trump could get D.C. Democrats to interrupt baseball, condemn dogs and side with terrorists all in one weekend?
• GOP Senators vow to push their own health care plan for Americans. Under the GOP plan if you like your doctor, you may caddy for him on Wednesdays. Then the Republicans will introduce a plan to feed the starving children, that is, feed them to the homeless, and kill two birds with one stone.
• Nancy Pelosi scheduled a vote to expand the House Intel Committee's closed-door impeachment inquiry about Trump's call to Kiev. We're in a race to see if Hillary gets indicted for conspiring with Ukraine to frame Trump before Trump gets impeached for asking Ukraine to look into it. Cable news is now the world's most aggravating reality show, Keeping Up with the Ukrainians.
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